Ben Stiller's wife lays an egg

Ben Stiller, the *star* of such movies as Envy and Robbie the Reindeer is the proud papa of his second child, born Quinlin Dempsey.

Ben Stiller and his wife, Christine Taylor, have welcomed a baby boy.

If there is a God, the child will be like the mother, because I'm not sure what I'll do if this kid is going to be anything like his hokey, boring, un-watchable, un-likable, talentless father.

Of their first child, Taylor told PEOPLE last year that the acting gene seems to run in the family: "It's not even funny how much (Ella) is like Ben. She's definitely a ham."

Do you want to know why it's not even funny how much the kid is like Ben? Because Ben is NOT funny. Ben would certainly be the first victim of a punch out at a kegger party. Just seeing his rat-like face makes me wince.

The mother describes her child as "a ham". That would seem to be a better description for Ben. When I think of a ham, I think of a fatty piece of meat that has been ripped off a pig. That is a fine description of Ben Stiller. It's not so much that I don't like Ben Stiller, actually, I won't lie to you, I hate Ben Stiller.

Ben Stiller is completely un-watchable, he has no qualities that I admire or even respect. He can never be a *has-been*, because he's a *never-was*. I'd rather french kiss a Mako shark than watch another Ben Stiller movie.

I feel sorry for the poor child that has to have Ben Stiller as their dad. The guy's Carrot Top with 1/3 less talent, and 90% less funny. You better book a couch at the shrinks right now, that kid is going to need it.