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Sunday, July 31, 2005

Just taking a breather - - - - - -


Ok, the truth has outed itself. Their special assignment for the Canukian Security Intelligence Service (CSIS), our version of M-4, will be over in a few hours, so little harm will be caused by spilling a few beans. The following was just received from The Mayor by means of carrier pidgeon.

"Feris Badwulf and your humble servant, along with a handful of fellow stalwarts, have been on a special assignment on foreign soil searching for the evil Luther Bisquick. No, we didn't cross into Detroit. Our team was stealthily air-dropped on the outskirts of Vienna, Austria, Friday to infiltrate the Leopold Museum in an attempt to trap the evil Luther Bisquick during a previously scheduled art exhibit.
VIENNA, Austria (AP) - Vienna's prestigious Leopold Museum is usually a pretty buttoned-down place, but on Friday, some of the nudes in its marble galleries were for real. Scores of naked or scantily clad people wandered the museum, lured by an offer of free entry to The Naked Truth, a new exhibition of early 1900s erotic art, if they showed up wearing just a swimsuit - or nothing at all
See this.

Yes, this is dangerous duty - but one must do for one's peace-loving country whatever one must.... or something like that!"

This message has been posted by means of a new breed of technologically superior carrier pidgeons developed by the Mitchieville Labs for an exclusive contract with MicroSoft, Ltd.

posted by The Mayor at 7:27 PM

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