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Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Liberal Party Pooper

Oh, Look! The inexhaustable Sonjia De Sade sporting her ever so fashionable and yet so functional latex business attire. Quite the latest thing in office wear for the Bay Street Law office.

Speaking of latex, Sonjia wore this trendy shift to the Toronto Liberal Party Satraps and Favored Minions Whoop-Up at the Pleasure Center at the heart of Toronto's tourist Mecca at Church and Wellesley. Everybody had a good time, from First Citizen Paul Martin to Mitchieville Liberal Party Satrap Fenris Badwulf.

Fenris says extra special thanks to Paul and the Big Brothers in Ottawa for the Pardon.

Hey, Guys! I know the Liberal Party is a little bit unpopular right now, but lets think of the big picture and the Big Guy himself, Paul, dreamboat of the suitcase full of cash set. Now, lets stop saying mean things about him, OK? Lets not hurt his feelings. Be a Do Be, not a Don't Be!

If Fenris can get a pardon, and Karla can get parole, surely you can see the rich creamy goodness that is the Liberal Party! So let's Party! Don't be a Liberal Party Pooper!

I, Sonjia De Sade dictated this while being carried about in a sedan chair, and watching another man polish my thigh high patent leather stilleto boots.

posted by The Mayor at 5:33 PM

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