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Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Torture your boss...now

Pretty much everybody that I've ever met hates their boss. People love bitching about what a tyrant their boss is. My boss is this, my boss is that, yadda infinity.

How many times have you said to yourself, "I'd love to grab that sum bitch by his cheesy $20 yellow tie and strangle him with it?" 2000 times? 1 million times? Well sunshine, you can't. Doing something like that will not only get you fired, but it will also get you arrested and thrown into jail where you will no doubt become a bunk-muffin for some large mammal named "Bubba".

Then how do you get back at your boss for all the years of mental torture that he/she has put you through? Short of something illegal, you can't.

However, Torture your boss will make you feel 100% better. Here's how it works: upload a pic of your boss, or use a pic that's already on the site. From that pic you can choose four instruments of torture; a smoke, a club, a knife, or a stapler. Simply point and click and watch the instruments of doom do their work.

Of course it isn't as good as actually kicking the crap out of your boss, but I guarantee it will be a good stress reliever none-the-less. You can thank me later.

posted by The Mayor at 10:10 AM

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