God hates Courtney Love

Courtney Love is up to her old tricks...

Courtney Love in trouble with authorities in Los Angeles, who say she has failed a drug test and violated her probation.

Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Rand Rubin issued a bench warrant for the troubled rocker on Wednesday, ordering her to return to court Aug. 19 for a review of her rehab reports.

The judge then threatened her attorney to do "something to solve Love's problem, or we're going to give her a year (in prison.)"

If I had to guess, I'd say they didn't find cocaine in her system, that shit makes you skinny. If I were to wager, I'd say that she was snorting Big Macs.

Not that she was ever good looking, but seriously, she looks like a boating accident now. And what's with her make-up, does she apply it with a cannon?

In February, Love was sentenced to three years' probation and anger management counseling after pleading no contest to misdemeanor assault on a woman at the home of her former boyfriend.

At Sunday's Comedy Central party, Love said she was clean, but fretted that people only noticed her recent weight gain. "I am sober for over a year now and no one cares," she said on the red carpet. "It's all about the weight gain, na na na na na."

Let's face facts, there is nothing about Courtney Love that is clean. When I hear the name Courtney Love, the first thing I think of is dirt. From the top of her stupid head to the tip of her fungusi toe, she reeks of dirt. Compared to Courtney, even dirt is clean.

Maybe I'm being too hard on Courtney, then again I'm thinking I'm not. She's one of those people that whenever I see her, I just want to go outside and beat the first living object I see with a sawed off hockey stick. What do you call those people who you hate so much that it actually makes you physically sick? Oh right, musicians.

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