Angelina Jolie is all heart

News out of Hollyweird today reports that Angelina Jolie has a adopted a 67 year old Samurai man to become part of her ever growing family.

Inside sources report that Angelina also wants to adopt a Northern Nigerian Yoruba cocoa farmer, a Peruvian Machu Picchu skull hunter, and a Canadian Tutchonekutchin native Indian.

"I want my family to resemble a giant rainbow of diversity" Ms. Jolie said last night from her $92.8 million dollar California home".

"If I can adopt foreign people, then maybe baby seals won't die, and the world will be a better place"

Asked if Angelina Jolie was on some form of medication, Angelina refused comment, and then vomitted blood.