Astrology and Fools 3

Predictions Now! Toronto is soon to be infested with half-human raccoons. These creatures are genetic descendents of escaped military research animals from the end of the second world war to 9/11. These vermin will soon learn to lift the latch of the organic waste bin and eat copious amounts of nutritious high protein human garbage. Then they will develop a social structure and begin to attack small children and old people, first singly, then as organized waves.

You must appease the planet Neptune to free yourself of this plague.

Sargon the Magnificent, in the Davis Highway mall entrance at the booth at Mitchieville Urban Shopping Center.