Read Mitchieville and get liquored up!

Mitchieville hasn't run a contest in quite a while, but today that changes. I haven't run a contest recently because quite frankly, the contests that we've had here in the past sucked ass. That to will change.

Carin from Is this blog on? asked me the other day, " what was that crappy sex-cult movie he (Tom Cruise) made with Nicole Kidman?" Ed from Ninevite answered it correctly,

"The movie was "Eyes Wide Shut".

It's pretty messed up actually. Some of Kubrick's better work, in my opinion. Of course he's brilliant one way or another, but it was really cool to see him get to make a movie with a huge budget.

That gave me an idea. First, I have to kill Ed for knowing something I didn't, and secondly, I think I could make a cool contest out of movie trivia.

Here's how it will work: I will give you a movie quote, and you guess the movie AND the director. I will give you, my smart readership, a different quote every day until someone gets three of them right. Simple? I hope you said yes, because if you didn't, you may not be smart enough to play this game.

Here's what the grand prize winner will receive: booze. That's right, I'll send the winner a 40oz of the finest Canadian rye ever made. I won't even drink it first and then fill it up with cheap rye, like I use to do to my old man when I lived at home.

Yes, I said booze! Is your mouth watering? It is? Well then friend, you have an alcohol problem and you should go to AA before you collapse.

I'll make this fair for everyone. Seeing as I live in Ontario, I'm on eastern standard time(I think). I will post the quote at 6:30 A.M. every day until I have a winner. 6:30 A.M. is good for you raging booze-heads because you're probably just going to sleep after a long night of binge drinking.

Any questions? No? Good.

Here's a sample quote to get your mind going:

You're Norma Desmond. You used to be in silent pictures. You used to be big.

Now I know you could Google that, but that wouldn't be fair, this is on the honour system, so let's play nice. I'm specifically talking to my American readership ; )

Let's have some fun with this, let's make this contest work. If we can't make this thing work then I'm going to start wasting hostages...and you wouldn't like that now, would you?