Save our Penguins

There is a disturbing story coming out of America's last Conservative stronghold today, and folks, it aint pretty.

Chlamydia strikes San Francisco penguin colony

SAN FRANCISCO, May 6 (Reuters) - A mysterious outbreak of chlamydia, a bacterial infection which humans pass to each other through sex, has killed a dozen penguins at the San Francisco Zoo, a zoo spokeswoman said on Friday.

And this happened in San Francisco? But they're so damn normal there, so grounded, so "one with the universe". Penguin fuckers.

The illness that befell the zoo's "Penguin Island" was not sexually transmitted, officials said.

"We suspect it could have something to do with the gulls and their droppings but it could have been something else," zoo spokeswoman Nancy Chan said.

Hmmmmm, perhaps it might have been that some twisted penguin fucker decided it was time to teach the animal kingdom a good stiff lesson. I can just see the human turd defending himself after he's caught, "the bitch asked for it your honour".

Listen folks, if your going to fuck a penguin, for God sakes wear a condom. For one thing it stops diseases in their tracks, and for another thing it will stop unwanted pregnancies. Jeeze, you liberals are warped.