Kick Him in the Nuts

First there was "Subservient Chicken", then there was "Subservient Stickman". And now I'm not honoured at all to present to you, Hit Me. Hit me isn't very good actually, you may want to avoid it. It's just some fat kid standing there and you get to hit him. All you do is click your mouse on a part of his chubby body, and he pretends he actually got hit. There's only 5 moves you can do to this fat kid, so why bother wasting a click. Move on to something better, go water your plants or something, you don't need to see this shit.

Of course when I tried it, the first thing I did was kick him in the balls. And if I ever see the fat fuck in real life, I'm going to kick him twice in the balls for having such a shitty site.