Jose, Can You See?

Ex baseball star, Jose Conseco is making headlines this morning after "shocking" revelations he has made in his new book has come to light. Conseco has admitted that steroid use is rampant in baseball. Other "shocking" news that has come to light, is that the sun will rise in the East, and tomorrow I'll wake up with a pee hard-on. Tell us something we don't know.

New York Daily News

The longtime Oakland star, who made a brief appearance with the Yankees in 2000, claims he introduced steroids to the game and injected fellow Bash Brother Mark McGwire in the rear end numerous times in clubhouse bathroom stalls.

When he said he injected McGuire in the rear numerous times, I sure to hell hope he's talking about when he injecting him with steroids.

The book is an homage to steroids, and Canseco says that he not only used them, but that all players should. He concedes that kids shouldn't use them and no one should abuse the muscle-building drugs, but Canseco practically offers a how-to guide to steroids and human growth hormone.

It always amazes me that after the fact all these guys say they shouldn't have done it, how steroids is wrong, that kids should stay away from it. That's a load of shit. He always knew it was wrong, but he didn't care, I'd be surprised if he even cared about it now. Steroids made this second rate baseball player a star. He made zillions because of it. And now he bitches like a girl guide who just had her cookies stolen. You Jose Canseco are a fraud.

The only 'shocking" thing that I get from this article is that Jose Canseco wrote a book. Who knew he could even write.