J.lo, Jen, Jennifer, Jennifer lo, please make it stop

Read this incredibly boring article if you're interested why J.Lo wants to change her name to Jennifer.Or you can let me give you the rundown and save yourself the agony.
J.Lo now wants to be called Jennifer because she thinks the whole J.Lo thing got a bit crazy, a bit out of hand. How deep.

"I'm not J.Lo, she's not a real person," Lopez was quoted as saying, according to World Entertainment News Network. "She was just a bit of fun that got really crazy. I've never been anyone but Jennifer."

Mind you, J.Lo's money is real, and she'll probably be keeping it.
Why someone would want to go by the name of Jennifer is beyond me. Why someone would want to be called the same name as every single mother with 4 kids who lives in Oshawa is pretty freakin' weird.

In other news, Bed Affleck will no longer go by the name Ben, but rather by the more suitable title," the man with incredibly limited acting abilities".

Me, on the other hand,will no longer go by the title of "Grand ruler of the Universe, master of time, space and dimension", but instead will be referred to simply as Mookie.