What a GAF

I originally found this on Michelle Malkins site.

INDEPENDENCE, Mo. -- Police said a 22-year-old man was charged with filing a false report about a hate crime.Floyd Elliott, of Independence, told police that on Dec. 14, two subjects attacked him in the parking lot of his apartment complex. He said the attackers cut him in the stomach, branded him with a hot knife, and attempted to carve the word "Fag" on his forehead.

Investigators were suspicious about the report because the head carving was backwards, as if done while looking into a mirror.

Later, Elliott admitted to police that the injuries were self-inflicted. He said he falsely reported the attack to increase the police presence in his neighborhood.

You have to really appreciate a guy who stood in front of his mirror, took out a knife and carved FAG in his head, backwards. What a flaming GAF. I love people who try to get their 15 minutes of fame, only to look like a half-tard in the process. I suppose he's just plain lucky that he never thought to carve "stupid douche bag" in his head instead. Having "gab ehcuod diputs" would have looked plain ridiculous.