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Monday, January 03, 2005

Super size me you Bitches

I know where this guy is coming from. One day I killed the entire staff at Taco Bell for being out of beefy buritos.
DuBOIS, Pa. (AP) - A Burger King customer berated the employees and nearly hit one of them with his truck after the clerk at the drive-thru window told him they were out of french fries, police said.

Gregg Luttman, 22, made an obscene gesture at the drive-thru clerk on New Year's Day, then walked into the restaurant and cursed at the staff, said Sgt. Rod Fairman of Sandy Township police.

When he returned to his pickup truck, he saw restaurant workers taking down his licence number and put the vehicle in reverse, nearly hitting one of them, Fairman said.

After being stopped on a highway a short distance away, Luttman scuffled with police and kicked out the back window of a police car, Fairman said.

Luttman was charged with assault, reckless endangerment and other offences. He was freed Monday on $2,500 US bail.

So, he gave them the finger, went inside and told everyone to take a flying fuck,then tried to run them over,and to top it all off, he smashed a cops window. Imagine what he would have done if they were out of apple pies?

posted by The Mayor at 9:02 PM

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