According to Maxim, SJP Is The Ugliest Woman In The World

Sarah Jessica Parker has been named the World's Most Ugliest Woman in an online poll sponsiored by Maxim Magazine:

Parker, 43, has had a hard time dealing with the news that men do not find her as attractive as advertisers do, claiming the result of the Maxim poll was "brutal" and also affected her husband, actor Matthew Broderick.

Parker told Grazia: "Do I have big fake boobs, Botox and big lips? No.

"Do I fit some ideals and standards of some men writing in a men's magazine? Maybe not.

"Am I really the unsexiest women in the world? Wow!

"It's so brutal in a way, so filled with rage and anger.

"It upset him (Broderick), because it has to do with his judgement too. It's condemnation, it's insane. What can I do?

Sarah is in the first stage of denial: Anger. The other stages consist of sleepy, sneezy, bashful and finally, acceptance.

Sarah is obviously very upset at this poll, her words make The Mayor sad. Kind of like when I'm watching the Hunchback of Notre Dame and that horrible malformed creature is locked away in the bell tower and then falls in love with Esmeralda. At the end of the movie, Quasimodo thinks he sees Frollo kill Esmeralda and then flings him off the tower. Quasimodo escapes Notre Dame but later his skeleton is found hanging from the rafters in a repository of executed criminals.

Man, Sarah Jessica Parker sure is ugly.

What a story, they should make it into a book!