A Special St. Patty's Treat

I ALMOST FORGOT TODAY WAS ST. PATRICK'S DAY, BUT THEN DRIVING HOME I HIT A BUNCH OF DRUNKEN IRISHMEN AND THAT JOGGED MY MEMORY. HITTING DRUNKEN IRISHMEN IS NOTHING NEW, GENERALLY I RUN OVER ONE OR TWO, BUT TODAY I MUST HAVE RUN OVER SEVEN OR EIGHT. TRUTH BE TOLD, I LOST COUNT AFTER FIVE. THE POINT HERE IS THAT YOU SHOULD DRINK RESPONSIBLY, EITHER THAT OR PAY MORE ATTENTION TO LAND ROVER'S GOING 80 MPH ON SIDE ROADS.

IT HAS BEEN SAID THAT EVERYONE IS IRISH ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY. SO, I SUPPOSE THAT MEANS THAT IT IS OKAY TODAY TO BEAT YOUR SPOUSE, DRINK UNTIL YOU VOMIT, AND THEN BLAME THE LIMEY'S FOR YOUR CRAPPY LIFE.

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!!

AND THANKS TO STEYR FOR SENDING THIS GREAT CLIP.

SCREAMIN' BILL WROTE THIS!!!