Drunkorexia Is Slimming The Ladies Down

"Drunkorexia" is the term used to describe women who skip meals to avoid calories, but spend those calories on drinking. Apparently it is quite popular and is coming to a town near you:

With pressure on young women to drink but also remain slim, many are now swapping dinner for a large glass or two of wine.

Susan Price, the spokesman for the British Dietetic Association, said missing meals in order to drink more was not an appropriate way to lose weight or remain a healthy weight.

"You are more likely to be binge drinking. What you should do is eat a healthy balanced diet and choose low calorie mixers and non-alcohol low calorie soft drinks."

Whatever, killjoy.

Let's face it, the only thing better than a skinny broad is a drunken skinny broad. Hell, I'm sure most of you don't even care if they're skinny, just as long as they're drunk. Drunk women generally find me funny, and attractive. That's the miracle of booze, and I'm all for it. If it means that some women have to risk their health in order to continue being the party sluts that they are, then so be it, I can't fight progress. And I suggest you don't either.

Things always work out exactly the way they were intended. If Sally comes back from lunch looking a little thinner, but smelling of rye and vomit, who the hell are we to judge. Just keep bending over to pick up that stapler, Suzie. Ya, you're a dirty girl. Yes you are.

Last call for alcohol

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