Was Cher (tea) Bagging Tom Cruise?

In an interview with Oprah (you go girl!), Cher admitted to having a tryst with Tom Cruise. In other news, I'm vomiting in a Glad garbage bag:

"I was so crazy about him," says Cher, who was 39 when she reportedly met the 23-year-old Cruise at a White House fund-raiser in the mid-'80s, not long after his breakthrough role in 1983's Risky Business.

Instantly smitten with the young actor, Cher recalls, "He was so wonderful ... And he was so, like, different."

Winfrey's audience particularly appreciated Cher's remembrance of the "long date" she spent with Cruise – "I lived in his apartment," she tells Winfrey – which elicited cheers from the crowd, reports Britain's Daily Mail.

I wouldn't think it would take much to keep Cher happy, maybe a salt-lick and a handful of oats.

Cher has always scared the hell out of me. I once had this terrible dream where I was in the same room as Cher and she saw me, walked over to where I was, pulled out her cock and beat me half to death with it.

Not that Tom Cruise would mind that, from the look of the picture he must have just whispered in her ear, "if you hold my junk like you hold that mic, I'll give you some maize and an apple."

Whoa, that's some scary stuff!

The Superficial for the pic

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Too Much Chering

Now this is a practical couple. He kills the victims, brings the bodies home, and she drinks their blood.

I'm pretty sure if buddy looked at someone long enough he could make them explode. It's as if earth has been invaded by oily cyborgs. Get that man a defibrillator, he hasn't much time left.

And I see that Cher is looking the same, the same as she did in 1934. It's amazing how she has managed to keep so young. It must be all that Cheroke she has in her. You know, if the new name for Botox is Cheroke.

They look exceedingly happy, and truth be told, I think that if they can go home at night and lay in their coffins and honestly say they are pleased with their lives, then all the power to them, they have my best wishes.

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10 Scariest Celebrities in HDTV!

Phillip Swann, president of TVPredictions.com gives us his review as to who he thinks are the 10 Scariest Celebrities in HDTV!

Here is a sampling from his article:

#4 Cher.
Did she get Botox? Well, let's put it this way. Her face looks more frozen than a Hollywood agent's heart. In fact, seeing her in high-def at a recent awards show gave us the chills. Her face reminds you of a Buckingham Palace guard. You could stand in front of her and scream and not a single part of that thing would move.

Phillip Swann, you sir, are a bitch. You call that sarcasm? What you just wrote is exactly what I imagine hearing from two little male bitches sitting outdoors in a Cafe drinking Frappochino's.

That sucks. Leave sarcasm to the sarcastic geniuses, like me.

Here's what Phillip should have said...#4 Cher. HDTV is to Cher what Kryptonite is to Superman. Her face is so tight that you could wrap sandwiches with it. I went to the zoo the other day and looked right into a baboons ass and said "that's disgusting", so the baboons ass said to me, "at least I'm not Cher". Cher's face is so tight that even snare drums are jealous of her. Cher has the type of face that could scare tarantulas. Her life has gone full circle, now she could play the freak in Mask. If she stared at a picture of the Mona Lisa, the Mona Lisa would close her eyes. Cher face could never "launch a thousand ships", but it looks like she's been trying. Cher no longer has stretch-marks on her face anymore, she has a face on her Stretch-marks. Cher's face could scare the leafs off of a tree.

And so on and so on....

AND, I made up all those lines off the top of my beautiful bald head. Unlike Phillip Swann.