Piece Of Art Or Piece Of Shit?

A group of German artists who are out to *blur the boundaries between art and reality*, are living in an Israeli museum for three weeks to explore with visitors the concept of the parasite. In other words, all the *artists* have lice:

Seven young artists from Berlin are trying to stretch the boundaries of art by living in an Israeli museum for three weeks with lice in their hair.

"The idea is that we live in the museum as their guests, and at the same time we are hosting lice on our heads," said artist Vincent Grunwald, 23

Having a bunch of lice-headed Germans hanging around an Israeli museum is sure to tick off a few Jews, I'd say. Nothing like those happy memories of being in a concentration camp on the verge of death, stricken with head lice. Ya, that's art. Thanks for the memories, Hans.

I'd like to be involved in a performance piece where I'm allowed to stay in a museum with a bunch of louse infested German artists. Armed with only my rugged good looks and 12 cans of Red Bull, I would hunt down all the German artists in the museum and open up their chest cavities with industrial sized can openers until they learned to speak Hindu. I would call my performance piece, "Fuck you".

$12 a ticket, come early for good seats!