J Lo--There's The Beef

Performing in Athens over the weekend, J Lo had a revealing *wardrobe malfunction*:

Wearing a fringed white dress and thigh length boots, the 39-year-old singer had the wardrobe mishap when a side view revealed she was not wearing a bra.

No bra? Dirty slut.

To be fair, it's not the no bra part that disturbs me about that picture. What disturbs me is that it looks like J Lo has a side of beef folded up behind her left tit. It also disturbs me that J Lo's ass is so big that it now has its own postal code. It especially disturbs me that she can totally get away with wearing a bathmat and no one is calling her out on it.

And let's not even talk about those man-hands