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Saturday, September 20, 2008

Visions of Mitchieville

Here is a picture of Fenris lighting the Mayor's smoke just before the Mayor went to visit one of his children (maybe even a legitimate one) in the respiratory ward at the underfunded Mitchieville General Hospital. This is back when the Mayor had hair and could satisfy women, in a heteronormative way. Hope to see you back to health soon, Mayor.

Everybody loves the comedian Chris Farley. Too bad Mike Harris made so many health care cuts that Chris died of an overdose in Mexico. Of course, electing the Bolsheviks will bring many Hollywood celebrities back from the dead. And, restoring the funding cuts by Mike Harris will help too.

Nurses in Mitchieville work long, hard hours. They serve you, and satify your needs. This sort of health care could be yours if you vote for Fenris Badwulf for Mayor of Mitchieville. This one is not wearing any boots, so if you want nurses who serve and care for you, you better vote for Fenris Badwulf for Mayor of Mitchieville.




Food Poisoning is a terrible thing, especially when you get into some turned vegetarian food. Too bad this person did not eat the fried pork fat with grease gravy, served with strips of skin. Food poisoning is very bad, especially with inadequate health care funding, which we have had up to now with what's his name, 'The Mayor'.






I have a fact based, progressive approach to health care. Thats why this Fairy-Canadian is supporting Fenris Badwulf for Mayor of Mitchieville. Progressives believe in Fairycake based reasoning, and you should just agree with them, or be called a racist. Mike Harris made terrible cuts to health care, the bum, just like that other bum, 'The Mayor'. And you do not need boots to know that Lisa is a big meanie who will take away your beloved Kraft Dinner and Hot-Dog dinners.



Unlike other candidates, Fenris Badwulf cares about health care.

posted by Fenris Badwulf at 10:14 PM

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