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Thursday, September 11, 2008

Inside Fenrisville - September, 11 2008

Everybody likes cruel women. I know I do. Today's theme is Cruel Women of Mitchieville. No more ass pictorials until I get elected. This means you! Well, maybe.


Ah, the standard issue cruel woman micro-manager of Military-Industrial Mitchieville. Unfortunately, that bungler, Reg the 'Minister of Munitions' (where is the beef, Reg? Huh?) My Library has Magazines. My Ministry has legions of Mongols, and cruel computer users. He he he he


Some of the typical graffiti found in rural Ontario. Instead of calling it 'bad', let us try to understand the mentality of the street youth and their ways of acting out their frustrations over inadequate social spending. They are outraged over lack of opportunity, lack of appeasement over their cultural values, and the certainty that their artwork will be rewarded with social spending.







A lot of lefties think Kathy Shaidle is a cruel woman. They think that she would sentence them to death if she was the head of a parliamentary committee with powers of arrest, interrogation, torture, and execution. Say it is not so, Kathy! Stop the tears! Do not give the Bolsheviks over to the Iron Maiden, or press them under a board, or duck them in a pond! Stop, Kathy, Stop!






Yes, those cruel women sometimes have boyfriends that look like this too. They do not work for me long, thats for sure. I prefer my staff to have sex with each other because it improves morale. Sometimes, the staff need to have forced sex with each other. This improves discipline. And any cruel women with this sort of relationship, does not cut the mustard at the Fenris Badwulf School of Telemarketing Excellence. No nuns, please.



This is the cruelest one. Her cover identity is as a Librarian at the Mitchieville People's Public Library. She is one of my most talented torturers. She makes people hurt! She is a student of back pain. Few of my personal enemies, debtors, creditors, or peasants, fails to talk when this one gets at them. And efficient, too! Taught herself alot of nurse stuff, so they retain conscious awareness of their awful pains for longer than average. Get it all on the paysite.


I, Lord Fenris, Baron of Mitchieville, only could have wrote this.

posted by Fenris Badwulf at 8:08 PM

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