Ich bin ein Mitchievillian!

Here is the speech The Mayor of Mitchieville made this afternoon at The House of Staplers, 3457 Thorold St E, in Western Mitchieville

Welcome Mitchievillian's. It is SO great that you have all joined me today to hear about my message of Hope & Change. I have to say though, I had HOPED for a big crowd today, but you CHANGED that into a HUGE crowd (standing ovation). The record crowds that have shown up at every campaign stop I have made over the last week is simply incredible. We are all well on our way to some magnificent change. I hope.

My fellow candidates and I all have our vision of what Mitchieville should look like. We all have our vision on how this great City should be run. We all have our vision of what Mitchieville means to us. I would like to take a moment and address those three points.

I have a vision of what Mitchieville should look like and I'm sure you will agree that it centers upon hope and change. Without the hope there is no change, and unless we can change, there is no hope.

Fenris also has an idea what Mitchieville should look like, but frankly I'm not sure I want to live in that world. And the same could be said for Lisa's vision and Todd's vision. Thanks, but no thanks, I prefer my vision. I prefer OUR vision. I prefer hope & change.

My vision on how Mitchieville should be run is rather straightforward. Honestly, compassionately, and with clarity. We are all in this together.

Again, Lisa and Todd have a vision that doesn't incorporate any of those ideals, while Fenris' vision is something that shouldn't be discussed in mixed company.

Mitchieville means the world to me. I have been a loyal worker for you for the last 10 years. I have brought Mitchieville onto the world stage and we enjoy a standard of living not seen since those rich as hell Nazi's looted everything that wasn't nailed down after WW2. That means an awful lot. Mitchieville means success, Mitchieville means hard work, and Mitchieville means love. Ich bin ein Mitchievillian! (the crowd goes hysterical, three women faint)

Lisa has a vision as to what Mitchieville means to her, but it is completely different than my vision.

Todd has a vision as to what Mitchieville means to him, but it is completely different than my vision.

Fenris has a vision as to what Mitchieville means to him, but it is completely different than my vision.

This is the time when we all need to stand up and be counted. This is the time when we have to look at what is coming down the pipe and say no! No, we don't want your carpet-bagging ideas! No, we don't want your sick perversions! No, we don't want your war for cabbage!

No! No! No!

Thank you Mitchieville, from the bottom of my heart, that is full of hope, change, and love.

Hope.

Change.

Hope for Change.

Change for Hope.

Vote The Mayor--I Care.