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Wednesday, September 10, 2008

drought

On my way to a debate at the Mitchieville Central library, after spending the morning at my own expense marching through the streets actively reaching out to the people, I passed by the sign you see here. Perplexed, I mentioned it to my chauffeur. Does the city now own and operate bars? Surely such an unpopular prohibition on alcohol sales over the weekend would be bad for business? Will bottled water be banned too?

It is important to listen to the people, especially if you don't receive the Toronto Star each and every morning on your doorstep at taxpayer expense. While I was out pounding the pavement in between door knocks in my power boots, the Mayor staged a Toronto Star sponsored press conference early this morning. This ban is not restricted to private establishments but also includes private residences.

The Mayor is bad for the economy. Vote Foggy/ Reginaldson for change you can experience. Solve global warming, world poverty, drug dependency, famine, immigration paperwork and much else besides with one simple tick on that ballot. Bring your own marker. Manipulation of sports scores is an added bonus if you burn incense that pleases Sargon.

posted by Lisa Turner at 11:23 PM

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