Friday Night Female Flesh - September 5, 2008

This fridays theme is women's butts. Mathematically speaking, the shape is similar to both the breast and a polar function whose name I cannot recall. Here we see a sample of uncomfortable, yet appealing to the eye, underwear. This serves several purposes: it encourages the wearer to take them off, and it encourages the admirer to encourage the wearer to take them off. Clothing ... its not just about male domination any more.



Sensible underwear, both top and bottom, still add an element of risque excitement. Which means you might just get pregnant if you do not take precautions. Like what? After the clothes are off and you are displaying pearl draped breasts, the beast will be sniffing at the door. Better get a taser ladies.

This is my ruthlessly efficient assistant Sonjia DeSade. She has a nice butt, but never during work hours. As a card carrying feminist, Sonjia, as you know, wears corsets, latex, and stilleto boots. People that do not like Guy Earle do not like this. Less for them, more for, well, me. Hey, Marxists, is that not a nice revolutionary flag Sonjia is on?

I had to include this to demonstrate that I do not think of women as solely recepticles for sperm. No, women are thinking, intellegent creatures with emotions and needs. This particular tart is writing in her journal about how she bit me on the arse.


The invention of spandex (a cousin of latex, the other wonder fabric) certainly put the shape back in shapely. Those wide hips speak of years of natural selection, designed for efficient reproduction of the species. But where does spandex spray jeans fit in? This picture is proof of intellegent design.



I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.