Toronto Propane Explosion
The horrors of disaster are upon the citizens of Toronto!
Thousands have been evacuated. There are no reports of looting, yet. The disadvantaged and the oppressed wait for nightfall to level the playing field. The homeless have been made homeless again. Addicts have no access to safe injection sites, let alone the safe crack kits that wait in their mail boxes. Prostitutes have no where to perform anal sex. It is a social welfare nightmare. Reparations are past due.
Thank Set, the Snake God, for Mitch, the Mayor of Mitchieville, whose foresight and diligent attention to the best interests of You, the People of Mitchieville. The horrors of disaster that was New Orleans was not lost upon the leadership of Mitchieville * . Unlike the crass heteronormative meanies of Toronto, Mitchieville has a Disaster Preparation Plan, which includes Evacuation Preparations * and Grief Counselling. Mitchieville has wisely already evacuated all of its most vulnerable citizens from the vibrant ‘No Dad City’ * areas of our beautiful, if under Federally funded, community.
Unlike Toronto, which is a brutal fascist dictatorship under the animal leather jackboot of white supremacists of the extreme far right white religious fanatic wing of a non-socialist National Socialist stripe, Mitchieville is aware of the challenges faced by refugees under the most brutal rulership this side of Bushitler * . Mitchieville cares * . Caring administrators (such as I, Fenris Badwulf, Minister of Re-Education), supported by the subsidized efforts of activists saw a final solution to the misery of all genders, be they male, female, other, or both, let alone the ravages of a high colesterol diet on our alligator-Canadians * .
Fenris Badwulf, is on hand to provide grief counselling to those in need.
A great disaster such as this demands one thing: More Social Spending!
Send me all of your money.
We Care,
Mitch, the Mayor of Mitchieville
This Just In: The 401, the most important road in CANADA that serves the social servants that serve the needs of the oppressed and downtrodden, has been closed! A massive traffic jam is spewing vast amounts of CARBON DIOXIDE into the ATMOSPHERE leading to panic among activists. Will all this CARBON DIOXIDE cause GLOBAL WARMING on a scale far worse than that which caused the WARMEST and SHORTEST WINTER ever, last year!
Thousands have been evacuated. There are no reports of looting, yet. The disadvantaged and the oppressed wait for nightfall to level the playing field. The homeless have been made homeless again. Addicts have no access to safe injection sites, let alone the safe crack kits that wait in their mail boxes. Prostitutes have no where to perform anal sex. It is a social welfare nightmare. Reparations are past due.
Thank Set, the Snake God, for Mitch, the Mayor of Mitchieville, whose foresight and diligent attention to the best interests of You, the People of Mitchieville. The horrors of disaster that was New Orleans was not lost upon the leadership of Mitchieville * . Unlike the crass heteronormative meanies of Toronto, Mitchieville has a Disaster Preparation Plan, which includes Evacuation Preparations * and Grief Counselling. Mitchieville has wisely already evacuated all of its most vulnerable citizens from the vibrant ‘No Dad City’ * areas of our beautiful, if under Federally funded, community.
Unlike Toronto, which is a brutal fascist dictatorship under the animal leather jackboot of white supremacists of the extreme far right white religious fanatic wing of a non-socialist National Socialist stripe, Mitchieville is aware of the challenges faced by refugees under the most brutal rulership this side of Bushitler * . Mitchieville cares * . Caring administrators (such as I, Fenris Badwulf, Minister of Re-Education), supported by the subsidized efforts of activists saw a final solution to the misery of all genders, be they male, female, other, or both, let alone the ravages of a high colesterol diet on our alligator-Canadians * .
Fenris Badwulf, is on hand to provide grief counselling to those in need.
A great disaster such as this demands one thing: More Social Spending!
Send me all of your money.
We Care,
Mitch, the Mayor of Mitchieville
This Just In: The 401, the most important road in CANADA that serves the social servants that serve the needs of the oppressed and downtrodden, has been closed! A massive traffic jam is spewing vast amounts of CARBON DIOXIDE into the ATMOSPHERE leading to panic among activists. Will all this CARBON DIOXIDE cause GLOBAL WARMING on a scale far worse than that which caused the WARMEST and SHORTEST WINTER ever, last year!
posted by Fenris Badwulf at 4:55 PM
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