Inside Mitchieville - August 9, 2008

Yes, the evils of smoking. This is a poster from the anti-smoking advocacy group Opposition Now! This group was formed from concerned student activists at the Fenris Badwulf School of Telemarketing Excellence. Just looking at this feminist makes me want to stop smoking, thats for sure. Maybe after I light her up. It is important to not look at women as objects of desire, pleasurable opposites, and scented playthings. Nope. Not me.


You can learn alot at the Fenris Badwulf School of Telemarketing Excellence. Like dealing with self esteem issues, goal setting, and handling mistakes. Take the beautiful Miss Magnolia here. She made a mistake. Falling in love with a bum. Then she took the Insurance 101 and 102 course at the school, setting a goal of success, which helped her to build self esteem. Now, after the tragic (and double indemnity) accident, she can look forward to the season in Florence, to grieve, to mourn, and to learn to paint.

What is it about women who like to wear bunny rabbit outfits and kneel in the grass in the back yard during languid summer days and Taurus men? Trixie here comes to us from Hanover, Ontario, where she grew up on a farm, surrounded by critters and crops. Now she is here in Mitchieville looking for that perfect man, based on a horoscope she got from some telemarketer on the internet. Trixie is a feminist ... she is empowered to wash out grass stains.


Making good food choices is an empowering experience. Choosing a healthy alternative, like Omega-3 rich milk, is important for the modern feminist woman struggling in a male dominated world.


Animal rights activism is an important part of the curricula at the Fenris Badwulf School of Telemarketing Excellence. Here two students are preparing a consciousness raising act for the edification of staff and students. Tickets to the school play are only 750 dollars. Private seminars are available. Visa, Mastercard, or American Express.



I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this. You know I care.