Inside Mitchieville - August 10, 2008

Our education system is in the vanguard of fighting anti-multi-culturalism. And what better way than to have a poster competition in math class raising awareness about diversity. Here youth are encouraged to be accepting of poisonous reptiles and fight against negative stereotypes. (The snake is a black mamba)




This is a poster used to raise awareness about the evils of smoking. It is very popular with teenage boys, so it must be effective. The model, my assistant Sonjia DeSade, has red hair this week. Sonjia has a diversity of hair colours, and is adept at expressing alternate viewpoints that all agree with political correctness. Priceless.







You can never go wrong with corporate art. This is one of the new pieces hanging in the atrium of convocation hall at the Fenris Badwulf School of Telemarketing Excellence. It depicts an early mosasaur experimenting with vegetarianism by eating not just eggs, but the creature that lays the eggs, too. Not quite vegan, but then again, Toronto's segregated school is not segregation.


Another picture of Sonjia DeSade, demonstrating the value of sex in advertising. Here she is promoting our Red Flag campaign to suppress hate speech. This photo must have been taken a few weeks ago, because her hair was black then (it is red now).




Those of you that like to play chess at lunch at the Mitchieville People's Park will recognize this fellow, chess master Azaziel. Although a social conservative and a Christian, Azaziel makes time to seek out progressives and 'godless Fenians' (that is ebonic for progressives) for a friendly game of chess.



This just in: Should I hire this guy as an assassination double for the next election for Mayor of Mitchieville * ?