Horror in New Orleans - # 27

More tales of horror from New Orleans that would make Edgar Allen Poe scream like a girl…

George Bush and Team Evil are masterminding the wholesale harvest of human organs from the despairing and helpless victims of Hurricane Katrina. Members of the elite heteronormative ruling class of Imperial America are getting new livers, kidneys, hearts, and eyes … exchanging their ill gotten money for a few more decades of life.

This picture shows a Red Cross Ghoul taking a baby with the same blood type as Ross Perot to a dissection tent. There, the helpless baby will have its liver and corneas removed. The carcass will be served up as Irish Stew to unsuspecting journalists and social workers.

A video clip is going the rounds on the internet showing mercenaries in the pay of the Southern Baptists dropping senior citizens into a pond filled with hungry alligators. While grandpa struggles in the fecal swamp to elude the amphibian of death, the mercs make jokes about turning over Roe versus Wade.

Rumors that mind control chips, normally used for pet dogs and cats, are being planted in the brainstems of oppressed ethnic youth by a mysterious traveling hip hop rap convoy. These evil doers pretend to give an uplifting and life embracing hip hop party. But the crack that is passed around is drugged! The innocent youth are then injected with a nanobot spider which transports the mind control chip to the brainstem, where the victim is forever under the direct control of Karl Rove and votes Republican.

I, Fenris Badwulf, brought you this shocking news of American perfidy; fact checked by ShakaZulu our man in the CBC