Stop Harper - august 25, 2008

As most everyone who knows that Toronto is the Perfect City knows, the next Federal election will be decided in Toronto. Maybe not by the voters who live here, but by the people who work here, in the Media that tells you what to think, in the Judiciary that punishes you for jumping or crawling when you should be crawling or jumping, or in the Academia, which teaches mush. Stop Harper, the progressive elite, the progressive aristocracy demands of the muddy peasants who lower themselves with work, ignoring the finer calling of taxspender. Here are some of the over loud voices of the small, tiny elite that tells you what you should think, act, or own:


This accepting and embracing piece of art was produced in a high school mathematics class as a way of exploring practical solutions to fascist aggression. What Hitler needs is a hug, thats what the grade 10 class decided. And more cupcakes. And a soft huggable toy, to hold when drifting off to sleep. The Voice of Toronto speaks! Indeed, with only a few caring persons to hug and handouts of cupcakes and plushies, the stormtroopers of the Panzer Division Das Reich * will turn from anger to happiness!



Rognark is an activist in the struggle for Global Warming Warning Awareness. By blowing bubbles in a bucket of water, he hopes to share his concern about Total Planetary Annihilation. What could be more practical? Rognark lives in Toronto, and hopes to get a high paying job in one of the caring industries, maybe as a Violent Homeless Person accomodator.




Freud would say that Doctor Knobgobbler (not his real name) is neurotic. But his friends are impressed with his ability to place a full can of Guinness (the pop top can) in his rectum. Doctor K hates Stephen Harper because at least one of Harpers reactionary, bigoted and religious fanatic followers, disapproves of anal insertion with foreign objects commonly found in public drinking establishments. Why? It does not make sense to Doctor K, in comparison to the acceptance he has found at the hands of his hundreds of lovers in the anal insertion community, in the anal insertion village which is the engine that drives the Toronto sexual tourism industry.

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this

xpd Mitchieville, DustMyBroom, Stormy Days of March