Kathy Griffin And Her Many Regrets

Speaking to Fitness Magazine, Kathy Griffin unloads about her weight, her many times under the knife for cosmetic surgery, and various other sundries that are too boring to talk about:

Kathy has admitted to having a facelift, a nose job, veneers on her teeth, an eyebrow lift and liposuction on her arms, legs and stomach - the latter of which nearly killed her when she developed toxicity and nearly bled to death internally. After all that work, Griffin admitted that she didn't really notice any results, except for her teeth, and that if she had it to do over again, she would have avoided it all.

On the other hand, if, after all the surgeries, Kathy Griffin came away looking like anything other than Kathy Griffin, she might have a different attitude. You see, Kathy Griffin looks like something that you would feed peanuts to. She has a face like a carved up pork roast and is about as funny as child leukemia. Kathy Griffin is a goblin, make no mistake about it. Her face would scare flies off of shit. I feel no pity for Kathy Griffin, she is a festering boil on the diseased ass of life. I have never liked her and I never will, even if she baked me cookies.

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