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Wednesday, July 30, 2008

24--12-1 pm

"Chloe, it's me, Jack"

"What's going on, Jack?"

"I'm hot on the trail on the CAT (canine American terrorists), I have located where they make the dirty bombs, and have found a list of the street vendors that distribute them."

"Jack, we need you to shut down their operation and stop all the street vendors from distributing the dirty bombs"

"Chloe, the list has over 300 names on it, it'll take me 10 years to find them all"

"Can we send you some help, Jack"

"Ah, ya, help would be nice, Chloe"

"You know, Jack, I really don't appreciate your tone. Sarcasm doesn't work for you"

"I'm sorry, Chloe, ever since I got buggered in prison I've been on edge. I promise I'll close down every organization that sells the bad street meat"

"Hahaha, street meat, that ALWAYS kills me"

"I'm telling you, Chloe, it never misses"

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