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Friday, August 01, 2008

You Were A Beautiful Baby--August 1

Having a summer baby is torture on baby mommas. Baby mommas gain 40 pounds during the whole process, meaning that there isn't an activity out there that they don't sweat like hell while doing. They sweat walking up the stairs, they sweat when they sleep, they sweat while they eat. Throw into the mix a summer, and baby mommas look like a walking Niagara Falls. That's why you need to hug your mommy today. She went through hell spitting you out, through the worst possible time one can have a baby. I hope you're thankful, I hope you kiss your mommy on the head. She loves you.
1981 Ashley Angel (actor--some guy)
1973 Tempestt Bledsoe (actress--A Cosby daughter who aged miserably)
1960 Joe Elliot (singer--Def Leppard, I believe)
1953 Robert Cray (singer)
1947 Rick Coonce (singer, drummer)
1942 Jerry Garcia (guitarist, banjo, lyricist)
1936 Yves St. Laurent (Henry Mathieu) (fashion designer)
1933 Dom Deluise (comedian, actor--how did he become famous again? Refresh my memory)
1819 Herman Melville (author)
1779 Francis Scott Key (attorney, poet--Star Spangled Banner)
1770 William Clark (explorer)
Your personal ruling planet is the Sun.

The double Sun energy provides you with an abundance of creative energy and drive, with great leadership potential. You give of yourself 100% but expect the same loyalty from family and friends. Your expectations may seem unrealistic and demanding at times, and in your zeal to achieve the goals you have set may actually lose the respect you are trying to attain. By blending empathy with quiet assertiveness you can gain the best results from the environment, resources and people at your disposal.

You possess great creative potential and charisma and enhance your appearance by selecting the finest attire to make an impression on others. A born leader, people look up to you, but take care not to abuse the positions of respect and authority that will be invested in you.

Your lucky colours are copper and gold.

Your lucky gem is Ruby.

Your lucky days of the week are Sunday, Monday and Thursday.

Your lucky numbers and years of important change are 1, 10, 19, 28, 37,46,55,64,73 and 82.

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