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Wednesday, July 02, 2008

You Were A Beautiful Baby

If today is your birthday, you are in the same company as a bunch of whores and cheats. That doesn't make you a whore or a cheat, maybe you're the opposite and were born to balance the scale. Or, perhaps you are a whore and/or a cheat. Regardless, I'm eating steak tonight.

1986 Lindsay Lohan (actress)--whore & possibly a cheat
1983 Michelle Branch (singer)--possible whore
1964 Jose Canseco (baseballer)--cheat
1961 Jimmy McNichol (actor)
1952 Cheryl Ladd (actress)--whorish
1946 Ron Silver (actor)
1942 Vincente Fox (president of mexico)
1931 Imelda Marcos (famous for her shoe collection)--cheat

Your personal ruling planet is the Moon.

Your double Moon energy infuses you with an abundance of oversensitivity that can swing you into the realms of anxiety. You harbour a sense of insecurity at the heart of your nature. You're all heart and people like that. They may keep using it too - not necessarily because it helps them - but because it gives them control over you. Be wary of attracting partners who like to abuse their power over you. They may be overly critical and you'll just accept it, as the Moon is one of the most receptive of planets. With careful handling of your responses in love and human relationships, an exciting and imaginative future is awaiting you.

Your lucky colours are cream and white and green.

Your lucky gems are moonstone or pearl.

Your lucky days of the week Monday, Thursday, Sunday.

Your lucky numbers and years of important change are 2, 11, 20, 29, 38, 47, 56, 65, 74.

posted by The Mayor at 7:37 AM

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