To-Do Tattoo--And You

To-Do Tattoo makes sense, it's a products whose time has come. I used one the other day and it helped me out tremendously.

I'm a guy who would forget he had a head if it wasn't attacked to such a beautiful neck. It's true, I'm always told what a beautiful neck I have. Anyhoo, without making a list I'm lost. To-Do Tattoo was a God-send for me, just the other day it helped me out it spades.

I made my To-Do Hand-Tattoo list and headed out on my way. The first thing on my list was to get in my SUV and speed. Check. The second thing on my list to do was to get pulled over by the cops. Check. I checked my hand and it told me that the next thing on my list was to call the cop a fat porker. Check. The fourth thing told me to smile when the fat porker took me out of my SUV and beat the shit out of me. Check.

The fifth thing was to get thrown in jail and be a bunk muffin for a large immigrant named Cletus. Check and check. The sixth thing on my list was to cry as the large immigrant named Cletus probed me like I was an alien in Area 51. End of list.

Thank you To-Do Tattoo, you changed my world!