Celine Dion Has A Titanic Water Bill

All that signing Celine does must make her awful damn thirsty as the chanteuse from Charlemagne used a whopping 6.5 million gallons of water  at her Florida estate last year, more than any other residence in the United States.

The figure came as a surprise as the 40-year-old Canadian, whose hits include the theme song to film Titanic, has spent little time at the property in Marin County, Florida. She has been in a long-running show in Las Vegas, which ended in December. She did not comment.

Most homes in the area, which has a population of 126,000, use just 10,000 gallons a month to water the grass and clean their cars.

Keep in mind this is the water consumption for just one of her  homes in the United States (suckers, you wanted her in Vegas...).   I was being facetious of course when I said Celine drank all 6.5 million gallons of water.  She likely used 6.4 million of the gallons to get Rene's old man smell off her skin.

Somewhere, Algore is crying.