Party Girl Suffers Liver Damage At Age 14

At age 12, Natasha Farnham was a 6 bottle of wine a day drinker. At age 13, she drank up to three litres of wine a day, followed by two bottles of Lambrini and a litre of vodka. By 17, I'm not sure what she drank, the article doesn't say, but you can bet the farm that this little slut was good and wasted, because she is now infamous for being the youngest person in the UK to suffer liver failure from drinking:

"When I was told about the liver failure, it was the doctors that looked the most shocked.

"They said that they hadn't ever seen liver failure in someone so young.

"But it didn't sink in at all."

On New Year's Day 2004, she was rushed to hospital after a three-day binge in which she drank four boxes of wine - equivalent to 16 bottles.

"The doctors warned me to clean up my act or I could die," she added.

"But I didn't listen."

The mother of this little rapscallion thinks she has found the real culprit behind this whole mess:

"The main thing that needs to be done is for supermarkets to stop offering alcohol at pocket-money prices.

"It is so cheap at the moment it is ridiculous."

Yes, kids won't drink if they have to pay high prices for booze, that much is certain.

On the one hand, it's alarming to think that a child so young could become a raging alcoholic like that. On the other hand, having a mother like hers, one that has a face like a catcher's mitt, puts everything into perspective. On my third hand, the most important hand on the body, the mother basically hasn't done anything to stop this kid from becoming a lush, so pox on the bitches village.

I know that parents can't be everywhere and can't see everything, but let's face it, the mother of the drunk girl pretty much didn't do anything to protect her daughter, let alone giving her any help. If, at 12, your kid is drinking 6 bottles of wine a day, whose fault is that really?

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