Obese Woman Commits Small Crime

No doubt inspired by the Brothers Grimm, this is the story of a modern day Gretal:

Officers believe 19 year old Christine Ruther and three others broke a window to get inside Minges Candy Store on Court Street in Downtown Cincinnati at 1:00 a.m.

Police say Ruther took her baby out of a stroller so they could fill it with $400 worth of candy.

Officers followed a trail of candy wrappers to Fourth and Race Streets, where they arrested Ruther.

The police were also tipped off by the sounds of sewwweeeeeeee and nom nom nom resonating from the residence.

As momma use to say: Why have a baby when you can have a Baby Ruth?

Truer words were never spoken

Commit has one T---ty Larry