Friday Night Man Flesh

The Bitch is back. Despite the best efforts of my opponents here in this town, I have not yet been effectively vaporized. While it is true that I was forced to go underground for a while after the last election that resembles in many ways the current situation in Zimbabwe, I'm once again actively recruiting support with a mostly new entourage.

I say mostly, because my bodyguard YY and my campaign manager Darcey remain by my side, despite the piles of rubble they have been obliged to remove from our path.

I'm a heteronormative vegetarian female who appreciates manflesh. The lack of man flesh in this region in no way obliterates the human need for some comforting man warmth.

I, Lisa, founding member of BITCH and multicultural member of various municipalities, remind you that your membership fees are due at the end of the month, plus inflationary interest for the months you sided with the regime.