Mitchieville Hearts Other Sites

Since I am not longer allowed to post What the Hell Am I? anymore, thanks to Patrick Hillman and his human Rights Commission threat, I have decided that I am going to take the lemons that Patrick Hillman has given me, and make a nice big pitcher of lemonade. Except I'm not going to give Patrick any lemonade, but I will mail him back the crappy, used lemons.

Today is the day where I resort back to something I did many moons ago that brought an awful lot of joy into peoples lives: No, I am not going to retire, nice try though, dmorris. I, with the constituents of Mitchieville, will leave a series of positive comments on a random blogger site. Blogs live and die via the comment section, which explains why Mitchieville needs the paddle, and bloggers love comments and feedback, it makes them feel all warm and cuddly and special.

And that's where we come in. It is our job to make a random blogger, picked through the *next blog* feature of blogger, feel warm, cuddly and special.

Since most of you are relatively useless at making comments, I have prepared a series of comments for you to use. Simply copy and paste the comment of your choice into the link I will provide soon.

This not only makes a person feel like a million bucks (minus applicable state, provincial and municipal tax), but it is great fun for us. You'll see, it's magic, baby. You just have to trust me and get to it.

Here are the comments:

1) Oigo lo que usted está diciendo, usted tengo una manera interesante de desenredar las telas que eran virtualmente imposibles desenredar en el primer lugar.

(translation--I hear what you're saying, you have an interesting way of untangling webs that were virtually impossible to untangle in the first place.)

2) Ese sentido de las marcas, entonces soy otra vez un idiota drooling de una tierra extranjera.

(translation--That makes sense, then again I'm a drooling idiot from a foreign land.)

3) si es queso usted lo desea entonces es queso que usted conseguirá. Apenas pida y me placeré engancharle para arriba.

(translation--if it's cheese you want then it's cheese you'll get. Just ask and I'll be happy to hook you up)

4) La lectura de su sitio está como coger una estrella que cae, pero sin el dolor y polvo y todo que vaya con coger 600 trillón estrellas de la tonelada

(translation--Reading your site is like catching a falling star, but without the pain and dust and everything that goes with catching a 600 trillion ton star)

5) No significo ser una incomodidad, pero algunos postes detrás usted utilizó una coma en una de sus oraciones cuando pienso la oración llamada por un período. Refrán justo, usted puede ser que desee fijar eso.

(translation--I don't mean to be a bother, but a few posts back you used a comma in one of your sentences when I think the sentence called for a period. Just saying, you might want to fix that)

Remember, in order to make this a hardy harr harr experience, we are going to need full constituent participation.

I'll start off the proceedings by going to the appropriate website that is situated right here in bold type, and leave the first comment.

Please join me, it's all for the children.