Entertainment Friday--So, It's Not MindTrap, But It's Still Trivia, So I Thought You Would Be Happy--You Are Happy, Right?

Not to sound like a blues song, but I woke up this morning and I felt as if I was coming down with a cold. I had all the classic symptoms: stuffy head, aches and pains, sore throat, big erection. But then I went to the kitchen and made myself a cup a tea, went into the computer room and sat down and poof--I feel like 3/4 million bucks.

I'm not sure what to make of that. Maybe our bedroom is diseasey. Perhaps I was just seconds away from a cold but I escaped its terrifying grip. Or maybe I'm a super-hero and am immune from the forces of disease. Ya, that sounds sexy, I'm ColdMan!

We had so many MindTrap winners last week that if we were having a parade and had to stretch out our winners by laying them down flat, head to feet, they would stretch out a good 25 feet. That's a lot of feet!

Look at this list and marvel at the brilliance that are/is the MindTrap winner(s). JustanotherJaybird, DINO, Polska, Todd--he's a foreigner! And Steamboat McGoo.

If We are the Champions wasn't the most over-played AND gayest song ever written, I would play that for you right now and announce that you folks are Mitchieville's Smarty Panted Winners of the Week.

However, seeing as though I detest that song, I will just announce that you are all Mitchieville's Smarty Panted Winners of the Week without the musical fanfare.

You pretty much know that after these guys take home the Smarty Panted Award, they are so full of confidence that they march into their house, grab their woman by the ass and throw her onto the bed and say, "Woman, suck my tit". And you know, that's pretty hot. Good on ya, mates!

This week we are taking a break from MindTrap and going with general entertainment trivia. However, the trivia won't be strictly about generals, but rather trivia *in general*. Sometimes it's hard to make that distinction, and I didn't want you feeling like a total tool.

Let's git 'er dun!

1) Who was the first feline featured in Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous?

2) Who was the voice behind Woody, the cowboy doll in Toy Story?

3) What infomercial diet guru penned the monster bestseller "Never Say Diet"?

4) What's the first word of the most pop song titles?

5) What Adam Sandler comedy featured Bob Barker's screen debut?

It's hard to say, but I think that the winner of this game will have to get 4/5.

I got a solid 4, it was question 4 that threw me for a loop, I may be way off on my answer.

What say you? Do you have what it takes to stand on the same crowded podium as this week's winners? Give it a try, it's the only was to find out if you're smart, or, well, stupid. Better finding out from me that from some other guy that would mush it into your face.