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Friday, February 29, 2008

The latest, last scandal

Like all activists, I am drooling over the prospect that this latest scandal will bring down the Harper government. I feel like a wolf in the woods watching an unattended baby.

Imagine.

With a five year mandate for collectivism, combined with a three percent a year legal immigration wave, we have a new block of collectivist voters. By the time of the next election (2013, say), a solid fifteen percent of the electorate will be New Canadians, all solid votes for our agenda of diversity and fairness. At last, Non-Canadian-Canadians will be masters in their own new land.

No more Quebec separatism. When you factor out the legions of Quebecois who are dependent financially upon the Federal cheque printing industry: employees, activists, advertisers, and welfare people, the taxpayers are outnumbered. Federalism will finally triumph thanks to those voters who do not yet live in Canada, whose culture is anything but Canadian. This makes me smile. Who needs to spend money on bilingualism or protection of French culture when that money would be better spent on the homeless who have yet to move here?

Just get a soup ladle for when the urn of pork gets slopped out. Harper and his evil meanies have foolishly run down the deficit. That will change once the wolf pack gets in charge. Spend! Spend! Spend! And, a lot of that money is going into my pocket. No tax spender will be without reason to smile, from free dental care, to free breakfast, to free whatever. And all those handouts means jobs for unionized activists, with access to the photocopy paper that they need.

So, get off your sofa and push aside the pizza wrappings and call your collectivist activist block leader and demand a greater share of the fruits of other peoples labour. Millions of proto-Canadians are demanding redress for wrongs that have never happened. Let the outrage and cash flow begin. Make Warren Kinsella chief inquisitor. Make Canada safe for the diversity of Tapeworm-Canadians, Bonobo-Canadians, and Non-Canadian-Canadians. After a five year mandate of majority collectivist rule, Canada will celebrate the same diversity of cultures as found in the colon.

Make the wolf smile. Your handouts and other peoples money are waiting for you.

posted by Fenris Badwulf at 5:29 PM

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