Pervert Puts His Bigfoot In Mouth

A North Carolina man was ordered to serve 20 years in prison for various sexually related crimes, after his unique plea for leniency was rejected:

Morrill reportedly told an investigator preparing his pre-sentence report that he had been sexually assaulted by the legendary Bigfoot.

However, Morrill was determined to be mentally competent to stand trial.

TLDG often says she feels like she was molested by bigfoot after we make love, but I always tell her that no, it only felt like Bigfoot, but it's really just me. Thanks for the compliment though.

Bigfoot? Naw, 8+ inches though, nice try.