Heather Mills Wants More

Not happy with the measly amount of money a judge ordered Heather Mills last week, she has called in forensic accountants to examine her former husband's finances:

"We all know he's worth £800 million. He's been worth £800million for the last 15 years."

Even if the forensic accountants (that's the only time accountants have ever sounded sexy) find that Paul is worth much more than he claimed, all might not be roses and sunshine for Mills:

"Mr Justice Bennett made the ruling based on Heather's need and also based on the standard of living the couple enjoyed when they were together.

So why would Heather Mills hire special accountants to uncover Paul's unclaimed wealth, even if it means she's not going to see one pence of it? Simple, this broad is a total ball-buster.

I actually have to give this woman credit, she is not going away easily. She's like a bad case of genital warts. You can try to scratch them off and bleach them away, but the only way they will ever leave you is if you go to the doctor and get some special medicine that you apply a few times daily for about a month or until the burning kicks in, then you have to stop and rest your cock for a few days. Eventually you'll have to go back on the medication and take treatments again, and then one day you wake up and magically the warts are gone. Unfortunately though, now your partner has them. So, you rinse and repeat and try to stay away from oral sex.

Ya, Heather Mills is EXACTLY like that.