Drunk Mommy Hides Keys From Cops--In A *Special* Place

When Jennifer Lowery was picked up on suspicion of drinking & driving--her second offense-she did what any normal citizen would do: She hid the keys to avoid prosecution. Only problem, she didn't hide them deep enough:

Prosecutor Debra Jones said: "Officers approached her and asked whether she had driven the vehicle. She disputed that, but was intoxicated.

"When asked to provide a road side test she became verbally abusive, using foul language."

The court heard Lowery was warned that she would be arrested if she continued to swear in front of two young children.

At the police station, she provided a sample which revealed that she had 188 milligrammes of alcohol in 100 millilitres of blood – the legal limit is 80.

"She was asked to produce the keys and disputes she had driven the vehicle and was searched," added Mrs Jones.

...she hid her car keys in an intimate place in a bid to convince police she had not been driving.

The police were unable to find the 40 oz of whiskey that she was drinking from, but they have their suspicions where it might be.

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