Relationship Quiz

Seeing as though The Awareness Test was such a big hit last week, I decided that it would be a good idea to roll the dice again and keep going with the whole test thing I've been posting. It's dangerous, for I know that the readers of Mitchieville are finicky, have special tastes, and are not a friend of repetitiveness. I said you aren't a friend of repetitiveness. Yes, repetitiveness. To repeat. That's what repetitiveness means.

I took this test earlier on this morning, and after reading the answers, I'm sure that I'm on some sort of watch list by the local law enforcement officials now. I know that there are supposedly no right or wrong answers, but when your psychiatrist tells you that, and after you finish giving him your answers, if he exclaims, "May God have mercy of your soul!", then yes, there are right and wrong answers.

Answer what comes naturally to you and take time to really imagine yourself in the situation. Otherwise, it's not so fun... also you don't need to think in a survivalist mode.

1. Imagine yourself on board a boat that is sinking. You manage to swim to a life boat and climb in. How many people do you see in the life boat with you?

2. You row to the shore and see a vast desert before you. You collect some belongings and supplies, and head out across the desert in search of salvation. How many pairs of shoes do you use?

3. After much hard travel, you climb a rise of dunes and see a city in the distance. You also notice an oasis not too far away. Do you stop and rest at the oasis for as long as you want, only rest there for a minute, or keep heading towards the city?

4. Upon entering the city, you see a castle that intrigues you and decide to go to it. After passing the gates you find yourself walking down the length of a long corridor leading to the throne room. You enter and see a king and a queen sitting side by side on the throne. What do both the king and the queen look like? What characteristics do they seem to embody?

5. You leave and go down a spiral stairway. It's dark and shadowy, with torches lit intermittently along the walls. As you're walking down a lady (if you are a man) or a knight (if you are woman) from the court passes you by. You only catch a glimpse of their face, and they remind you of someone you know. Who did you see?

6. The stairs lead you to a banquet room and you see this long table with a golden goblet in the middle of the table. Looking inside the goblet, how full of wine is it?

To find the answers, simply click on this highlighted and highly accessible link.

I'm very much interested in your answers, it will really help me with a term paper I'm handing in to Mz. Snodgrass later this month. So, if you care to, please share with the class your answers by filling out a comment in the appropriate box.