The BS schools

Yes, fellow activists, my hands are shaking with outrage. My bowl of healthy, carbon credit earning, prune mush (topped with wheat germ to fend off the scurvy), sits cooling. My beloved house cat, Mister Whiskers, is listless and upset, too.

Finally, Toronto, after centuries of oppression, underfunding, and inadequate spending on affordable housing for illegal immigrants with scrofula, it making the effort to set up Black Schools (BS for short). Any one who has been inside a Toronto High School knows that they are places of racism and intolerance.

The fact is, the Toronto District School Board only pretends to be progressive. The little money they spend on black this and black that is not enough. It never was, and never will be. Taxspenders demand that more spending be done. It is time to segregate our troublesome Black-African-Caribbean-Victim-Whatever-Canadians, to mitigate the lingering effects of segregation.

This is the latest final solution to the immigration bred problem of inadequate Black achievement. Previous solutions, like the SIU to muzzle the racist police, the breakfast program to feed the starving children, the after school basketball program to keep kids out of gangs, were not adequately funded. Now, it is time for another program. This one will work!

Some racists have said that this is just pouring money down a rat hole. Taxpayers owe their prosperity to taxspenders. Without taxes there is no redistribution of wealth to the poor. All social problems, like crime, are committed by the poor, because of poverty. So, it is best to push those who work towards poverty, so that those that do not work get a few handouts and commit less crime.

This is the latest, best solution in a series of solutions. Taxpayers are happy to pay more taxes to pay for more pension earning positions. More photocopier paper is needed.

I can only help but think about the golden days under Bob Rae. Racists, angry at the prosperity and good life that our progressive leaders had given them, turned to the meanie Mike Harris. Much as Ruby Ridge leads to the Oklahoma bombing, so too will this, the final final solution, the BS school, lead to its logical outcome. Indeed, all progressive activists, who speak with the single voice of diversity, are marching down the road of peace, towards the peace and tranquility of the collective.

Clean your glasses, progressives. In your heart you know where the BS school is leading. Take counsel of your fears and act accordingly. When you get there, my helpful minions will be waiting for you. Because, I care.

I, Fenris Badwulf, servant of You, The People of Mitchieville, wrote this.