What The Hell Am I?

Please Lord, spare the little girls head!

We didn't have anyone correctly identify last weeks animal/mammal/manimal/bug, and truth be told, I can't tell you what the hell the creature was because I lost the bookmark.

Perhaps it's best that we forget last week even happened and start a new slate right here and now. Sounds like a plan.

This disgusting creature can be found in the tropical waters of the Pacific and Atlantic Ocean. These abominations are actually quite small and harmless to humans: the larger of the two species, reaches a maximum length of just 16 centimetres (6 inches); the shorter one is about half this size.

The fins are small, simple, and spineless; the scales are embedded in the skin and take the form of thin plates. As compensation for reduced eyes, the lateral line is well-developed and appears as an open groove along the flanks.

I do know one thing: no Red Lobster for me this week.

So, what the hell am I?

Hey, did you know that Mitchieville made it by round one of the blogging awards thingie and is now onto round two? I'm not sure, but someone told me that if we can make it by 34 more rounds, we'll be in the finals.

So, cast your vote for Mitchieville as Canada's Best Humour blog