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Monday, January 21, 2008

Women Like Being Fat--But Only If They Can Afford The Food

Woman's Day magazine and AOL Body asked 6,905 women, ""If you could choose, would you rather have Jennifer Aniston's physique or be a millionaire?"
"I'd rather have the money," declared 78 percent of the respondents, while the other 22 percent said they'd like to "look like Jennifer."
The reason being is that most women felt that with the $$$ they could hire a trainer, get into shape, and still have some dough left over to get even with their ex-husband for other things.

Among other findings:
Fifty-seven percent said they considered themselves overweight, 30 percent admitted feeling "uncomfortable and ashamed" about their bodies, and 37 percent said their fondest wish was "to be thinner."
In summary, most women would rather be fat and rich than skinny and poor. Good news fat women, you're half-way there.

Have your cake and eat it too

Next Article--Handicapped Canine-Canadian Stolen From Pet Shop

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