Mugshot(s) Of The Week

This week's Mugshot (losers) come courtesy of Schenectady police, who, in a prostitution sweep, arrested five hookers, including these two little pearls.

After looking at these pictures, and violently vomiting until my stomach bled, I asked myself this question: Self, who in their right mind would stick their penis into either one of these two petri dishes? Even if my cock was on fire and their vaginas were small pools of water, I would not risk putting my most precious possession into either one of them to extinguish the flames. I'd have to say to my penis, "I'm sorry, friend, we had some great times together, but this is where we part ways"

Schenectady whores, you are Mitchieville's Mugshot (losers) of the week.